Hi! The name's Sam and I live in England. Welcome to my blog :). I hope you enjoy your stay. ;3
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And many more. :3

 

roosterstuck:

mal-luck:

Left 4 Dead’s safe room door by Griffon Ramsey

I’m really going to miss this door.

roosterstuck:

mal-luck:

Left 4 Dead’s safe room door by Griffon Ramsey

I’m really going to miss this door.

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

TG: texas just aint what it used to be anymore


TT: New York is being uncharacteristically sunny as well. Let’s not switch.


TG: what the fuck rose TG: what happened to sharing is caring 


TT: Here. Bask in this.

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

TG: texas just aint what it used to be anymore

TT: New York is being uncharacteristically sunny as well. Let’s not switch.

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TG: what the fuck rose
TG: what happened to sharing is caring 

TT: Here. Bask in this.

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I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me

(Source: kimisbaked)

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

acquaintedwithrask:

drdemented:

Instead of saying “MAN UP”, you should say “TANK UP”.

Because you know, when you’re the tank in a group, you’re taking the hits. Which is kind of what the first expression is aiming for.

Except this one is gender neutral.

cosigned so hard

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.